Band Names

Hello everybody! Are you surprised beyond all reason to see me posting again? I sure am. I am sitting in a computerized classroom clear accross the country in a beuatiful little community called Fair Lakes in Fairfax Virginia. I am here for some nerd training for my new job at the college of western Idaho, and I'm just waiting for class to begin.
I was checking my family's blog and thought, "I need to post about my new band". Yes, once again I am part of a band. It would be the first official band since SW. Of course it only consists of myself and my new bro Matty Mendenhall. We rock! I was thinking that for it to be real official, we need to find a band name. Any suggestions?
These are a few that I am making up right now:

Carpal's Tunnel
Nerd-gonomics
Courderouy Trousers
Button-up Flys
I can't believe it's not gutter
Mutt Sweat

Let's see what we can come up with.